I adjectly apologise to the serious-minded, but I could not resist this treasure from the 2002 Bulwer Lytton competition.

The Sultan, having dutifully consulted with his palace sages, historians, and theologians, was finally convinced that nothing in the lore of his religion could guide him in the selection of a Network Operating System, and the conclusion was now clear to him, that though most computers in the Palace Administration should run under WINDOWS, yet the Harem Management must be served by UNIX.

Mr. Harry W. Hickey
Arlington, VA.
hwhickey@erols.com
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